when fashion really goes wrong

yesterday, innocently crossing a road, i met with such a tragedy of fashion as i have never seen, and thought it important to share with the world.

i understand the deliberately bleached and faded jeans thing. i still disagree with it on principle, but i get it, ok. right. but this went too far - a pair of dark denim jeans (originally) which had been faded so much on the thighs and shins that they looked nearly white, except for a patch around the crotch, where obviously they'd thought "oh, no, we'll leave that dark". what do you think a dark patch around the crotch makes one think?

that's one fashion statement i'll never understand.